Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Torres Teammates Say He Was Up His Own Ass

A mole from the Liverpool dressing room gave an anonymous interview with a newspaper stating that Torres was not well liked among the players and staff at the club.

"He has always been a complex character. He is so naturally gifted he's always been totally self-absorbed.
For the first year we'd put his quietness down to a lack of fluent English, but then he'd come out with something word perfect, which made you realise he understood what was going on all the time.

It wasn't shyness, more aloofness. And on the pitch he'd definitely play for himself rather than the team. Even the real pros like Stevie Gerrard and Carra noticed it but when Torres is on top form you'd forgive him anything.

But his efforts for the team this season under Woy Hodgson made everyone notice. His Prozone stats for some games were laughable for a Premier League striker. He has always been admired by his teammates, but not loved. He hasn't endeared himself in the way that Pepe Reina has, for example."

14 comments:

  1. cracking article and 100% correct.

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  2. Hillsborough was funnyFebruary 2, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Liverpool continue to slide. Nobody wants to play for your shit team. Carroll even said he didn't want to go.

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  3. fuck you cunt. hillsborough was not fucking funny. i bet you're a munich bastard. always look on the runway for ice prick.

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  4. Hillsborough wasn't funny.But I'll you what was funny 6 Man United players getting burned to bits in a crashed plane.It should have been more,Its a dreadful pity Bobby Charlton wasn't killed.That bastard disowned his own mother,because she called his wife an ugly bitch.Big Jack his own brother hates his guts.
    I'll tell you what else was funnier.George Best looking for a liver donor and the number of donors dropping.Even funnier than that was Rooney shagging grannies and prostitutes.Ferguson should be jailed for bribing referees.

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  5. you wee dirty nigger. have some respect for the dead.

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  6. All as bad as each other, one says something about Hillsborough you come back with Munich taunts. All should grow the fuck up. Sick bastards

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  7. Please grow up lads, people died in these tragic accidents and you are taunting each other over them. Have some respect.

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  8. 2.26PM Anonymous


    You sad little boy, why dont you come down Brixton and say that comment out loud, rather than in your bedroom room while jerking off with your little winni?

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  9. I cannot believe people would go so low....

    The tragic losses should be remembered and prayed for not used for stupid little arguments.
    If you are true football fan then use stats and facts... not the innocent.

    I think you both need to grow up.... Football is a game with passion but not stupidity.

    Now bring on the game......

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  10. Well said Nilz. These people are animals not football fans.

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  11. Lfc...............your wrong man, anaimals gives the impression they are hard, they aint hard, bunch of little boys who are only hard while typing on their keyboard, oooh well ard, NOT.

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  12. rumour doing the rounds that Torres mugged off King Kenny big time before he left. Apparently Nando wouldn't shake his hand when Kenny offered it to him and said he hopes Liverpool get relegated.

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  13. rumour doing the rounds

    That it it's a rumour....

    done did!

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  14. All ya'll need to chill ya hur? We all loves the game yo. No need for fussin and fighten just love the game baby...

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