Torres - Feeling a little blue?

Fernando Torres got his dream move to a "top club" last week and they got 60 minutes of ineptness in return. One scally was heard saying that he hadn't seen a worse debut since George Weah's "cousin" togged out for Southampton 10 years ago.

"Top Club?"

When he was hooked with just over 60 minutes gone, the Liverpool fans responded like they had just won the league and who can blame them? The Spainish striker had professed his love for the club, didn't his arm band say he was a red?  The Liverpool faithful adored him and they deserved better than his assassination of their club on Chelsea TV. He had stabbed them in the back and now he was twisting the knife.
Why Carlo Ancelotti didn't start him from the bench I don't know. It would have given Stamford Bridge a massive lift to see him on the sideline ready to come on at 60, rather than giving the traveling scousers the lift in seeing him depart. He looked like a frightened kid on the bench, cowering beneath his hood. Quite similar to how he played really, he had one sight of goal, his touch was poor, his movement non exsistent and his body language as shite as it was at Anfield these last few months.
Whats happened to the player that terrorised defences single handily? The best striker in the world? Has a steady, irreversible decline set in? Everyone talks about Wayne Rooneys lack of form stretching so long, but he had multiple reasons. He was injured, had the contract wrangle and was caught knocking off a brass while his wife was pregnant. Torres has been injured, but that should be way behind him, he doesn't look the type to be caught with a lady of the night, a rent boy maybe but not a brass! I very much think that this could tun out to be the worst move since that infamous family decamped from Florida to New Orleans 2 days before Hurricane Katrina. I'm not a Liverpool fan, not by any stretch but I would take great delight in seeing them finish above Chelsea this season.