Funny Football Chants

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"
Celtic fans on Andy Goram after it was revealed the keeper was diagnosed with schizophrenia

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
Various fans on Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora"
Fulham fans on goal-shy Bobby Zamora

"Nani are you OK? Are you OK Nani"
Manchester United fans towards Michael Jackson look-a-like Nani to the tune of smooth criminal

"Monday, Tuesday, Habib Beye"
Newcastle fans on Habib Beye to the tune of Happy Days

"You've got Di Canio, we've got your stereo"
Liverpool fans in response to West Ham's chant of "We've got Di Canio"

"He's half a girl, he's half a boy
Torres, Torres
He looks just like a transvestite
Torres, Torres,
He wears a frock he loves the cock,
he sells his arse on Albert Dock,
Fer-nan-do Torres,
Carragher's bit on the side"
Sung by Manchester United fans at Anfield.

"Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You like to shag each other
The Norwich family"
Notts County fans to Norwich fans, to the tune of The Addams Family.

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for shagging a 15 year old... (To the Manic Street Preachers song) "If you
tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

"Does your butler know you're here?"
West Ham Fans to Fulham fans.

"His name is Rio and he watches from the stand"
Manchester United's Rio Ferdinand had to endure a lot of this during his ban for missing a drugs test.

All the entries are recent. But some might remember the time Brian Clough put a wooden notice on the penalty spot at the Trent End before kick-off for a Forest game. It read "No swearing please. Brian." Because the fans loved Cloughie so much they obliged. Songs that day included: "You're a naughty, you're a naughty, you're a naughty referee..."