Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Shocking Demands Placed On Hughton

Reports today are stating that Chris Hughton had to endure terrible working conditions at Newcastle. The reports say that:

He was required to submit a list of predictions for future games and discuss them with the clubs board, who had already drawn up their own results and forecast that the Geordies will finish in 11th place this season.

He had a massive blow out with Mike Ashley following the 5-1 derby win because he felt Hughton was milking the crowd too much as they sang his name.

He was expected to have meetings with Ashley prior to games and respect his input into footballing matters.

Hughton was sacked yesterday afternoon after going 5 games without a win.

23 comments:

  1. i heard mike ashley used to get his dogs to chase a nude chris hughton around the car park for his own amusement.

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  2. ashley made him eat dog feces sandwiches infront of his own family.

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  3. Footie Fan is a cunt

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  4. mac sucks runts cock

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  5. Appendage has a fat head

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  6. Mike Ashley certainly wants to do things his way. He's made Chris Hughton look a right chump, again.

    Problem is, if he wants to capture a decent manager now, he'll either have to pay them a fortune, or somehow convince the new man that he won't interfere.

    More likely he will end up bringing in a wannabe manager who wants a chance at a big club.

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  7. Bandage likes it up him!

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  8. Bandage likes little boys

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  9. Ashley is a toon legend. Go on Mike down a pint ya fat plonker.

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  10. Bandage is a castle catholic like Chris Hughton

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  11. runt is not a racist

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  12. Bandage does indeed like it up him

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  13. Chris Hughton was too good for Mike Ashley. He was a great Irish player. Fair play to Chris for maintaining his dignity in all of this, we all still love him here in Ireland and will never forget what he did for us. A true Irish gentleman.

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  14. I'm racist because my step father was black. He made me tickle his hairy black arse while i sucked him off.

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  15. who eva heard of a black paddy? yur avin a larf. this hughton bloke is blood cockney not a dirty paddy.

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  16. I intended to be called bondage but I can't spell

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  17. hughton is a slippery little black eel

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